Would it be wrong to bring my EF, or even my OEF, to my cl reunion upstate?

I always tho't your "EF" was permanently "glued" to your side to begin with! Where don't you go that she's NOT with you?! Her & her "strawberry scent" that always surrounds the two of you. And, I can't believe you're actually going to LIE to your "Hot Mama" because she ate toooo much chocolate & it's "stuck on her" making her gain 75 lbs.!!! Wouldn't you be going so they could see YOU & NOT who's "on your arm"?! IF you want to make an "impression", you could "rent" an escort for the evening & pick out the best of the best & really WOW them all. Wait until your wife reads this one, she'll tell you who to take, & where you can go with them...lol