Yankees in first place as of . . .yesterday?

But they are only one game ahead of the Red Sox. Six to nothing in the seventh inning stretch. Can one of the multi million dollar prima donnas get the New York Yankees out of this one with a win? Can A Roid ingest enough of a vitamin boost to pull of a 7 to 6 win? Should the Yankees consider a price cut on the tickets at Yankee stadium? Is Babe Ruth rolling over in his own version of Fenway Park in Hell at this disgraceful loss? Can the New York Mafia cook the books to pull off a win? Can New Yorkers say "Seven to Nothing Red Sox" with their morning coffee tomorrow whining and sulking in second place?